Halve, sliver, and chop the bell pepper. (No, the knife is not
dirty. The steel is not stainless, but a kind of steel that is
very easy to sharpen and keep sharp. The stains are the proud
emblems of many hours of honest labor, and it would be a shame to scrub
them off.)
Slit the celery down its length, then chop.
Same with the scallions.
Chop the parsley.
Chlop up the hardboiled eggs. Try not to overboil the eggs as it makes the yolks dry and crumbly.
Spoon in a load of mayo.
Add salt, cayenne pepper,...
and lots of curry (unless you don't like it).
Toast the English muffins or whatever else you're going to use for the
base of the tuna melt. It keeps the bread from getting soggy when
you load on the tuna salad.
Cover each patty with a slice of cheese and put in the toaster oven for
a few minutes until the cheese melts or even turns lightly brown.
Serve with a nice milkshake for
a treat that can't be beat.
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